Yes, my initials spell "hah."

Yes, they always have.

My name is Hayden; I'm a developer and analyst from the cornfields of the Greater Cincinnati Metropolitan Area and an enjoyer of so-called 'boring' tasks such as scripting, analytics, and verifying all the information.

I live for good coffee, meaningful work, and passionate people.

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